Bridget : Writers, does anybody have an idea for a story?
Jeff : How about uh…this time travel ad? A guy writes a classified that reads; ‘Wanted – Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.’ I wanna find this guy. You know? See if maybe he believes in this stuff. I don’t know, I think it could be funny.
Bridget : You wanna do it?
Jeff : Could I get a couple of interns, help me with the research?
Darius Britt : I’ll do it.
Arnau : Me, too, please! Me!
Jeff : Alright, give me the lesbian and the Indian and I got a story.